This is a market-first! A cryptocurrency with a real product behind it, which you can use for the best side-activity anyone can think of – getting it on! I am pretty sure someone who is bold enough to invest in crypto, especially on BSC, gets plenty of opportunities when it comes to chicks, what could be better than pulling out one of those? (so you don’t have to pull out heh)
Our unique Design will make sure she will be ready for everything, this cute doggo just has to establish trust and make her comfortable!
We have an rubber supply of 1.000.000.000.000 Token.
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SEX IS SAFU with DogeCondoms!
The SafetyGuy – DEV
For this one, safety is all that counts, I mean sure, he tries to sell condoms,
so it makes sense! And speaking of safety, he developed a contract that is completely SAFU.
That is also why we got it audited and want to kill contract related FUD before it even starts!
The Chemist – Latex Formulation
Experimenting around with different forms, colors, tastes and textures is his specialty.
A textbook chemist, always wearing a greasy and slightly off-white lab coat, even when trading crypto, I am sure.
When he is not in the lab, he does what he does second-best, evaluating marketing data and preparing statistics for the team
The Heavy User – Product design and testing
If you wanna know who made this awesome and cute design – he is our guy!
An expert when it comes to art and trailers, as well as product design!
He built the foundation for all visuals, including the website and our NFTs.
You won’t get professional design on this level from anyone else!
The LongJohn - Extreme Case testing
This guy- how do I put this delicately – has a huge D. Fact. And he is awesome!
You can joke about the weirdest stuff and he helps the team out when it comes to decision making and management.
His experience from past projects makes him an important member of our core team. Big dick energy always helps in crypto!
Our unique usecase sets us apart from the competition.
GETTING IT ON
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